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This set was too cool to pass up. Happy Star Wars Day!

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13 years and counting. May must be a very long month!

13 years and counting. May must be a very long month!

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Legwarmers. My flavor-of-the-moment.

Legwarmers. My flavor-of-the-moment.

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Oh, Natalya. You can stretch me out anytime you’d like.

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Okay, now I can get the Maru Mari.

Okay, now I can get the Maru Mari.

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I like to troll Omegle sometimes.

  • [Anal is the common interest for these two.]
  • Stranger 1: Hi
  • Stranger 2: hello\\
  • Stranger 1: asl
  • Stranger 2: f 16
  • Stranger 1: m 18
  • Stranger 2: nice
  • Stranger 1: u like anal?
  • Stranger 2: oh yea
  • Stranger 1: how much?
  • Stranger 2: a lot baby
  • Stranger 1: how is ur ass?
  • [A minute passes.]
  • Stranger 1: describe ur ass too me
  • [Stranger 2 disconnected. Parents must have just come home.]
  • Me posing as Stranger 2: it is really smelly right now
  • Stranger 1: that means?
  • [Stranger 1 disconnected. He must have used his imagination.]
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random-fandom:

Disclaimer: these are not meant to be defining characteristics of each Doctor. They are all meant to be facets of his personality overall :)

(Source: not-love-not-always, via fycrazedinsomniac-deactivated20)

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Would it be alright…

…if I put it in the wrong hole?

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I know it’s cold but that doesn’t mean I can’t have an endless supply of ice cream sandwiches, right?!

I know it’s cold but that doesn’t mean I can’t have an endless supply of ice cream sandwiches, right?!

(via mallorylucille)

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majestic-fucker:

draco-theever-malfoy:

I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE

EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I AM SO HAPPY IT IS CHRISTMAS

(Source: femburton, via sparkle-fucker)

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I am quite pleased!

It’s Christmas and it snowed today! Had some good food and then a good nap. Well, I intended to dive back under the covers to warm myself but I ended up dozing off. My bed is just too comfortable!

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope yours was at least as good as mine!