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The higher planes are in for an out-of-control dose of Warrior-brand intensity now!

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agood-lighter:

sherlock-falls-nomore:

And he never forgave. And he never forgot… 

The face, man. Just, the face.

This evil did not escape his sight.

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Anonymous asked: How about you and I go on vacation? We could go to Malibu! I've always wanted to try sex on the beach... and not just the drink.

Do we haaave to go to California? And I think I’d prefer to have sex in places where sand won’t be making surprise visits in…other places.

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Anonymous asked: What is the maximum amount of times you've climaxed in, say... An our or so?

Off of the top of my head, I can’t really remember. I want to say three. Could be four, though!

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I managed to get one of these to show up. It only took seven days!

I managed to get one of these to show up. It only took seven days!

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moarrrmagazine:

tetris sofa

well, that is not what scott jones calls it, but it sure reminds us of it. 

Bloc’d Sofa is a modular seating solution, designed to fit and work well through the many stages and settings of life. It is elegant, fun, flexible, simple and straightforward.

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Anonymous asked: Did you miss me? I've missed you! It's been a little too long since I last visited, don't you think? You're a craving that just keeps coming back, how about we take care of this craving of mine?

Awe! I’ve missed you, too, circle-with-sunglasses! Tell me what it is that you crave and I’ll endeavor to satisfy you…

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Anonymous asked: Hey there, mister.. I'd like to put your cock in my mouth and get it good and wet before I ask you to fuck me up my ass while I finger my pussy..I want you to make me come. Not much of a question, but close enough.

So much for the innuendo I usually get. You just decided to be all-out inappropriate! I like this. I like this a lot. Let’s do all of this, please. And then let’s do it all over again!

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Anonymous asked: I've found you! You're the man of my dreams- my wet dreams, that is. Wanna go to Disney World? They say that's where dreams come true.

I haven’t been to Disney World but I certainly would like to go sometime. Then we can turn those wet dreams into reality!

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Hey, employers!

There is no reason whatsoever to post the same job over and over when you haven’t hired that experienced or qualified applicant.

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Anonymous asked: The word of the night is "legs." Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Sure thing! Just so long as it’s allowed to change up the word of the night after a while. “Cheeks” sounds like a good alternative…